Red Scare

When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you.

Jennifer's been giving me the red scare! She's been on her period for over a month!

by Dr. Dos January 27, 2005

Red Scare

n. When your girlfriend doesn't tell you that she has her period (or doesn't know)and you try to slide into third base hands first, resulting in red all over your hands and a horrified look on your face.

Jacob thought his date was going great, so he slid his hand south only to get hit with the Red Scare.

by Zellars03 December 10, 2007

Red Scare

When about four weeks has passed since your last period, and you're worried and anxious about when you're going to get it again.

Me: It's around four weeks since my last period. I should be getting it any day now.
Friend: Yeah, you wouldn't want to get it during the middle of class or something and ruin your clothes.
Me: Yeah. Every four weeks, I go through a Red Scare while I constantly worry about whether my period is about to start or not.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl May 12, 2016

Red Scare

When a girl claims she's on her period to get out of having sex with you

She has a red scare in her Harry Truman -family guy

by NoAtlanta23-PsN April 24, 2018

Red Scare

where a girl, during mother natures monthly gift, may or may not have leaked somewhere and isnt sure about it and cannot go back to find out.

Girl 1: OH MY GOD.

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: I am having a red scare moment right now.. I was just riding in a friends car..

by annononononononononononooooooo March 12, 2011

Red Scare

Going on a date with a ginger (red head).

Dude, how did Mike's Red Scare go last night?

by TheGingerhead Man September 04, 2009

The Red Scare

The terrible fear a man feels when his girlfriend doesn't have her monthly period.

Guy 1: Hey, my girl didn't have her period. I can't have a kid right now.

Guy 2: Dude that sucks.

Guy 1: Yeah, I'm def feeling the Red Scare right now.

Guy 2: Should'a worn a condom.

by pbogg March 17, 2011