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Red Note 

1. A Chinese social media, Instagram-like platform where Brain Rot TikTok users rushed into water news got out that the Federal government intended to ban TikTok. Unfortunately for those users who think their migration is a form of protest to the US government, their lack of self-awareness and knowledge of how Chinese social media means that they actually joined a more insecure and censored platform.
Those TikTok brain rots are rushing to Red Note for refuge. Do they have any idea that they will be banned by simply posting LGBTQ and even just bikini photos?
Red Note by DNLMCH January 18, 2025
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red notebook! 

"Red notebook!" is an exclamatory approximately equal to the meaning, "that is so obviously obvious and apparent that you must be an absolute moron not to have caught it."

In other words, DUH. Red notebook!

Usually accompanied by rolling eyes or, in text or IM conversations, an eye-rolling emote.
"Omg you mean all that music I downloaded from Pirate Bay was pirated?!"
"Duh! Red notebook!"

OR

"Hey, where's Allie?"
"I'm right here. Red notebook!"

red notebook 

it means duh. something as obvius as a bright red notebook
when im trying to eat?? duh, red notebook!
red notebook by MrSquiggles November 27, 2011

Red Notebook 

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…
“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”

rednotes 

A term that is used by a person who falls extremely ill/sick in a way where they can keep it lowkey
Hey man are you ok ?, you don’t look so good

“No man I’m not I’m hitting them rednotes”
rednotes by Klinkhammer January 1, 2019
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026