red five

n.
1. The call sign of Luke Skywalker's X-wing in the Death Star battle of the first Star Wars film
2. The sexual act of fisting a girl while on her period

v.
1. accomplishing an impressive, improbable feat (most likely without the use of a computer targeting system)
2. performing the 'red five' sexual routine.

"Red five, standing by!"
--Quoted from Star Wars

"He totally just red fived that beer pong shot! He made it from across the room! It was one in a million!"

"Damn, just red fived my girlfriend last night, and now I've got all this dried blood under my fingernails. Gross!"

red five by PHarman June 16, 2009

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red five

(noun) A vessel of chief importance, especially for a key purpose.

"Red five" was Luke Skywalker's vehicle during the final Death Star scene in Star Wars.

Modern:

"Hey baby, my red five's parked out back, if you want to take a ride."

"Vegetables are the red five for delivering valuable enzyemes and essential nutrients into your body."

Historic:

"Red Five standing by."

"This is Red Five. I'm going in!"

red five by jdallman August 17, 2003

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Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

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redfive

A nigger with a small penis who loves to whack his cock through walls in order to make it bleed.

"I'm a nigger from the bronx bitch"

redfive by jigga January 4, 2005

Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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