2 definitions by PHarman

n.
1. The call sign of Luke Skywalker's X-wing in the Death Star battle of the first Star Wars film
2. The sexual act of fisting a girl while on her period

v.
1. accomplishing an impressive, improbable feat (most likely without the use of a computer targeting system)
2. performing the 'red five' sexual routine.
"Red five, standing by!"
--Quoted from Star Wars

"He totally just red fived that beer pong shot! He made it from across the room! It was one in a million!"

"Damn, just red fived my girlfriend last night, and now I've got all this dried blood under my fingernails. Gross!"
by PHarman June 16, 2009
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often confused with laughter on the internet, "bahaha" is actually the sound a sheep makes when it's getting shot with a machine gun
Sheep getting shot with a machine gun: "Bahahahahahaha!"
by PHarman April 21, 2010
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