Someone who is a confirmed homosexual but still refuses to come out of the closet even though everyone already knows
Mark: "Hey dude, Tim's a red dolphin, right?"
Jason: "Yeah dude, he's a red dolphin and he's being a huge dick about it too."
Tim: "Hey guys, you talking about dicks over here?"
by FutaHero December 12, 2016
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