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Red Bank Catholic 

Worst school ever. Mr Ross is a virgin
Red bank Catholic has fat teachers
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Red Bank Catholic 

red bank catholic is a piece of shit school that will always take alumni’s side over you. aka whoever gives mr. A the most dick suckings. aka whoever gives the school the most money. teachers are rude and call you out for have reading problems or comprehension problems. fuck rbc it’s gross, miserable, and there are roaches the size of foot long hot dogs. fuck the school. except mrs carton, mr herrington, and mrs scaramunzino, mrs. k, and dr. shaladia also mrs kennedy. fuck the rest of you ungreatful swines
red bank catholic sucks and you should never send your kids there

red bank catholic 

HOME OF THE CASEYS - the sweetest high school in nj - by far the most interesting and entertaining too. no other high school has as much spirit and as much fun as us. no other highschool has the diversity in teachers and students personalities. it thrives on randomness, but lives on tradition. it connects faith, fun, education, and awesome people. you have to go there to understand it. class of '07 rules
random hs student, "school sucks"
red bank catholic student, "wish i could say the same"
random hs student, " what you mean, your school doesn't suck"
red bank cahtolic student, "well school is school, but rbc is awesome"

Red Bank Catholic High School 

Mr. Ross is a fat Cunt who gets fucked by a strap on by his Chinese wife after she makes him chicken vindaloo. He has saggier titties than my 90 year old Grandma. Anyways boys like it up for more definitions

Sincerely, Mr. Ross's Chinese Children
Mr Ross works at Red Bank Catholic High School to feed his Chinese children who eat dog
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