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Rapunzel Syndrome 

a child who has been excessively sheltered or isolated for their entire life
Her parents extreme overprotection led to a form of social Rapunzel syndrome leaving her to be ill-equipped to navigate simple social interactions in college

Rapunzel on steroids 

A nickname used to describe Viking tap in merchant Erling Paaland
Extracted from 442OONS: “You’re just Rapunzel on steroids! Rapunzel on steroids!”

Suburban Rapunzel 

A girl in her late teens or twenties who still lives at home, and spends all of her time locked inside her room posting memes and sad songs from Spotify implying she is extremely depressed or mentally ill.

These women can come across as quirky, approachable, and have no problem making conversation with you or even appearing to be interested in you romantically, but are so committed to role-playing as a helpless princess, that they don't actually want to get better or even leave the house unless absolutely necessary, and have no problem sitting at home, wallowing in their self-inflicted misery and binging on Netflix while their parents pay for everything.

Many (though not all) suffer from personality disorders.
"That's the fifth time Brittney has stood you up this month, are you guys even dating anymore?"
"I think so? She's a bit of a suburban rapunzel."
Suburban Rapunzel by PizzaSubCombo October 12, 2022

rapunzel 

to hit someone over the head, or anywhere, with a frying pan, knocking them out
The first time her boyfriend hit her, she rapunzelled his ass. He never beat her again.
rapunzel by Disney~MusicChick September 5, 2011

Rapunzel 

A beautiful girl with the longest hair that you can imagine.But she has one problem.She's stuck in a tower and she wants to see the outside world.When she finally escapes her tower into the outside world,she realises that she is actually the lost princess!!!
Rapunzel:How I wish I could see the outside world.
Mother Gothel:Well you're not going outside.NEVER
Rapunzel by Joker's girl 2 0 0 8 October 12, 2017

Rapunzel titties 

Long,beagle-eared breasts that are particularly long and sag way down past the navel like overfilled water balloons.
Owners of Rapunzel titties can get on their hands and knees and achieve a six point stance.