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Randy Quaid 

One of the greatest actors in film history. Does an awesome dance after lighting a fire in Christmas Vacation 2.
Me: "What do you want to watch while we drink?"
Ben: (nervous) "I don't know"
... A brief moment of silence
Me and Ben look at each other and together yell: "Randy Quaid!"
Ben puts a Randy Quaid Movie on.
Me: "Drink for Quaid"
Ben the pussy doesn't drink...
Me: (angrily) "WTF drink!"
Randy Quaid by Rado2OOO December 16, 2008

The Randy Quaid Suprise 

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Quaid Effect 

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media
"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

The Randy Quaid 

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."
Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid
The Randy Quaid by Parker Welch August 3, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022