Biggest jerk face, asshole you ever did meet. He enjoys putting girls to make himself feel better about himself. He is not the best basketball player, and he thinks he's very high and mighty because he made Varsity soccer his freshman year. A Randon has no clue how much he hurts people because he has a mental issue.
That Randon has no clue what he's missing
by soccer7289apm November 29, 2014
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A fat ginger that sits home all day and plays video games while eating gummy bears with his dog charlie and loves dinosaurs
Dude did you see that little Faggot he is such a Randon
by MR.DONG November 14, 2015
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Most bitchass queer ginger ever. He is so fucking trash at the damn trumpet he messes up his fucking high note during a performance. He can’t get a girl to save his fucking life. His hair is like looking into the damn sun.
Hey I saw a walking a fire. No it’s just Randons hair.
by GodAndJesusCombined October 25, 2018
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The case of being where a male preferably of choice achieves a boner during non secual activites.

zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
zacharhia- Dude guess what happend yesterday
Max- What?
Zacharhia- I was in the middle of swiiming lessons and i got a randoner!
Max- wouldnt really matter cuz you have the biggest chode ever
by THE CHODEMASTER FLEXxx August 15, 2008
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tends to be a feminine name in nature.

can be defined in one word: Sketch.
very sarcastic and entertaining.

can lie himself out of a paper bag.
Girl:" he convinced me that i made out with 3 people last and i only had 1 beer"
Guy:" oo he pulled a randone on u"
by blakppl June 12, 2010
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