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Rachel Morris 

(v.) to smoke your cigarette half-way into the filter
"This is my last cigarette so I'm gonna Rachel Morris that shit."
Rachel Morris by frenchfries888 December 20, 2012

Rachel Maddow

The result of a top secret, Russian DNA splicing experiment involving J.J. Abrams, Woody Allen, and Spock. Rachel Maddow was once considered for membership in the Avengers before Black Widow pointed out that smirking isn’t really a superpower.

Although the experiment was considered an overall success, Russian scientists still haven’t figured out why Rachel Maddow bursts into flames when exposed to sunlight or when she tries to wear anything other than a black pants suit. Although not confirmed, it’s been reported that Rachel Maddow sleeps while hanging upside-down in her closet and devours a bucket of pinky mice before going on the air. Her favorite hobby is eating tuna casserole out of a dog food bowl while watching Baywatch and her dream is to one day be the center segment in a human centipede with Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.
Be afraid of Rachel Maddow. Be VERY afraid.

Rachel Montez Collins 

I was like damn that "Rachel Montez Collins" girl is HOT
Rachel Montez Collins by Keenan11 August 22, 2011

Rachel Moment 

A moment or movement of air headed-ness or rejection of common sense.
Leave me alone; I’m having a Rachel
Moment”

“Are we all just having Rachel moments?”
Rachel Moment by Reighl Nayme March 18, 2023

Rachel McAdams 

Canadian actress who "made it" in Hollywood. Films include "Mean Girls", "The Notebook" and "Red Eye". Comes across as both intelligent and talented.

Refused to appear nude on the cover of the March 2006 edition of Vanity Fair, which made at least one fan love her even more, almost to the extent of spontaneously singing "Oh Canada!" for no rational reason.
Mugatu : "That Rachel McAdams, she's so hot right now".

Rachel Maddow

1.) Political pundit on MSNBC

2.) Irrefutable proof that there is a God, and that God is a lesbian.
Rachel Maddow by Expat227 January 6, 2009