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jag off race 

When two people driving in front of you are going the same speed and the jag off in the fast lane won't move over.(in Pittsburgh)
I would of been on time but I got stuck in a jag off race.

jerk off drag race 

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
jerk off drag race by Kad357 November 9, 2019

offline race

When one is on facebook, gets a chat, and decides to quickly leave facebook in hopes of the other person assumes you just left before they sent the chat, also see facebook freeze.
Hey man, Jill just totally offline raced away when i chatted her.
offline race by pooplamp13 September 12, 2011