Raccooton

1. the raccootons are the super-smart pet raccoons
2. the people who love super-smart pet raccoons are called too raccootons (it doesn't matter if they have a pet raccoon or not)

Friend1: I am the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend2: Noo! My raccooton, Loki, is the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend1: But he never stole food, so he can't be the smartest raccooton alive!
Friend2: He stole cat food on two legs. Loki is the smartest raccooton alive!

by BeBogi November 16, 2020

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Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

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raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

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Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

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raccoon in the basement

When a woman takes an ethnic penis in the butt.

Shabazz gave that girl a raccoon in the basement when he done did her in the booty.

by HoaglandTony November 15, 2016

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Raccoon City

The setting for Resident evil 2 and 3. Its residents were turned into zombies by the T-virus, a Biological weapon created by the pharmaeuctical company, Umbrella. It was Nuked at the end of Resident Evil 3, killing all the mutated residents

Get out of Raccoon city

by ~ThE EnD Of ThE RoAd~ July 9, 2006

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