Range Rover

A car driven by a white mom in her 40s or 50s usually wearing fancy white clothing with Gucci shades. Basically the car the says “My husband is rich and spoils me with nice shit.”

O-M-G, John just bought me a Range Rover and I’m totally in love with it and his wallet

Just bought my uneducated wife a Range Rover for her quarter birthday.

Range Rover by Monster Blunt June 5, 2018

Range Rover

Better than a hummer.

Unlike Range Rovers, Hummers usually get stuck trying to navigate over soda cans.

Range Rover by bill747 May 29, 2008

Range Rover

A badass SUV driven by a 45-year old white dad from New York wanting to impress his wife. Usually traded in on either a Lexus or a Mercedes following the end of the lease. 10 years later picked up by either someone wanting to look rich or someone who will turn the soccer dad mobile into an overlanding rig. Clean ones aren't hard to find, but used and abused ones you should stay far away from. Range Rovers are either driven by "classy" (read; racist) British people or Sarah from the PTA in Texas whose kids always sell more girl scout cookies than yours.

"Henry has always bought Range Rovers."
"Who's Henry?"
"That dickhead with those spoiled ass kids on the lacrosse team."
"Of course that bitch has a Range Rover. Range Rovers are for snobs."

Range Rover by henryfromny June 20, 2021

Range Rover

An overpriced, unreliable piece of shit. Are often seen being driven by rich white women or their thot daughters, both of which cannot drive to save their (or their sugar daddy's) life. Repairs are expensive and you'll be doing them often since they're woefully unreliable, most basic features are optional even though cars that are half the price have them as standard, and basically the British equivalent of a soccer mom vehicle.

Despite all this, the Range Rover's sibling, the Land Rover, is actually a very competent off-roader. A shame that 90% of their customers will never know this.

Range Rover dealership: Parking sensors will be an additional £2095, sir.
Consumer: What the fuck, a Toyota RAV4 has this shit as standard!

17 year old thot: *drives Range Rover into a bus*
Bus driver: Watch where you're going, you spoilt bitch!

Range Rover by Head Cultist June 27, 2019

range rover

No, not the SUV that goes by the same name...a range rover is a creature like a cockroach, ant, or rat) that walks, runs, or skitters across a range (loosely defined as an oven with a stovetop).

Marge, get the bugicide because there's a fucking range rover in the kitchen!

range rover by Telephony May 29, 2016

range rover

Status symbol for anglophiles. English variation of SUV. See FUV.

That wanker in the Range Rover drives like he's the King of England.

range rover by nucleus May 26, 2004

range rover

Quite possibly they best vehicle in the world, ever. Manufactured at the Landr Rover factory in Sollihull, England. Now in its 33rd year and on its model evolution.

The Range Rover made the jeep drivers gaze in awe.

range rover by Sven King April 2, 2003