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launching the brown rocket 

Another cleaned-up slang phrase for taking a shit.
I told my six-year-old that I’d be out in a minute or two, that I was launching the brown rocket.

rocket launchering 

The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.
Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!