Ritter 

A back and forth conversation (created by NBA Legend Kevin Garnett)

The ritter im hearing from that room seems intriguing

Ritter by PaniroP August 14, 2023

Ritter 

1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."

Ritter by TheMysteryOfRitter July 19, 2009

Ritter 

Commonly found in the parking lots of small towns in Utah. Driving lifted trucks that barely run, listening to country, wearing camo every day, and rolling coal, these people are mentally slow and all around idiots.

Watch out for the ritters after dark!

Ritter by Westrnwriter August 30, 2018

Ritter 

Someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.

"Dude! Dude! Smoke that chronic! Yeeeah hit dat shit!" Said the Ritter to the innocent child.

Ritter by MaximusTheWeird March 19, 2014

ritter 

to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
Often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
A direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor John Ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably "Three's Company").

Dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. It was awesome/terrible.

Don't jump like that man, you're going to ritter yourself on that railing.

Ha ha...did you see that? He totally rittered on that door!

ritter by sprog74 October 25, 2009

ritter 

Polite way of saying "ugly"

Man, you looked so ritter today.

ritter by MIZ RAINMAKA July 8, 2006

ritter 

Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.

i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!

ritter by FlashJoe January 6, 2008