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Read That 

To be used in place of "heard that" when communicating via text, which is most commonly used to express agreement.
Text Message Conversation:

In: "If our lives have plateaued by 35, we have to just skydive on the reg."

Out: "Start working hard now to make sure the only plateau in life is the one you base jump off."

In: "Or the one I build my house on."

Out: "Read that."
Read That by Mateo Lambo November 9, 2011
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Read That Again 

A phrase douchebags use at the end of a post because they convinced themselves what ever written above was profound.
Read That Again by dogfart69 December 9, 2021

Read that bitch 

(verb) the new slang for kicking someone's ass. equivalent to "cutting" someone. new term for fight
"Ima tell the whole school you're a slut, watch how fast we read that bitch"

See: Ima Read by ZebraKatz
Read that bitch by readingbitch April 14, 2012

read that again 

A sentence used by pro-Palestinians on X (formerly Twitter) when they see shocking news about the 2023 Israel-Hamas war that pisses them off.
Israel thinks Hamas = Palestine. Read that again.

That don't read 

From the 216
When something just makes no sense no matter how many times they say it - Usually when you caught someone cappin.
"I never cheated on you, Ja'Quez. I was with Man Man all Morning."
"That don't read. I was with Man Man all day looking for you, sha"
That don't read by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen 

That.
#1: "Y'know, I figured out that figuring out the fact that the character limit is extremely long on Urban Dictionary so you use whatever you can to the point where it gets hard to read or maybe even off screen."

#2: "...What?"