Raccoon 

NATURE'S NINJA!

Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!

Raccoon by MixiM August 22, 2011

Raccoon 

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart

Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run

Raccoon by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019

raccoon 

The cutest animal on the planet!walkplanitgrade, is about 27-40 inches long, has 40 teeth, has about 5 adorable rings on it's tail, and it's famous "bandit" mask. Has opposable thumbs and can grasp objects, did I mention they are the cutest animals on the planet? They can live anwhere from forested areas, to your own back yard! Their scientific name is "Procyon Lotor"

Hey, look at that ultra cute raccoon!

raccoon by Zach February 16, 2004

Raccoon 

A girl who puts on way too much eye makeup and therefore looks like a racoon. Also she exists only to make worse the lives of all around her by being extremely annoying and sucking at life. Also has the word coon in it, i dont know why tho.

Randee : "Hey guys pay attentions to me! I look like a raccoon!"
Delux : "BAD RACCOON! Stop picking in our trash can!"

Raccoon by daverba September 15, 2006

Raccoon 

A person that wears black eyeliner frequently

Person 1- Omfg shes a raccoon
Person 2- STFU

Raccoon by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Raccoon 

a girl who wears so much eye make up that she looks like a raccoon

raccoon

Raccoon by fyslova October 22, 2010

Raccoon 

The crackheads of the Animal Kingdom

"Damn raccoons got into the trash again!

Raccoon by DeepFriedDump February 13, 2019