Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

raytard

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

by Sascha May 27, 2003

Raytard

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

by Sithsteen November 11, 2008

Raytard

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

by Narpo April 9, 2004

raytard

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

by Sascha May 29, 2003

RAYtard

when you have big city dreams and talk incessantly about them but in reality are still a small town, hokie type of person.

A Raytard commonly uses social media to portray a trendy, big city image, yet in reality is too afraid to live in a big city and never will. RAYtard

by Derek Dooley, Esquire April 11, 2011

raytard

a proper name for Ray Hummell of Pennyslvania.

Do you know that kid Ray Hummell?

by duh August 21, 2003