An extremely sexy quad that everyone wants to fly and only DRL pilots get to fly. Most people never get to fly it because they're not good enough to be DRL pilots.
The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)
friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.
She is something else. When she goes for a guy, shes not the ol' Lets spend some time together and get to know eachother, shes the type of girl to be like imma tie you up to a tree naked by rope and use 476 AD midevil rape weapons to use on her victoms. So if your the one tied to the tree then holy shit because whatever she wants to do to you she will do. The not so bad side of it is that when shes naked to, shes definently something amazing to be looking at... one more thing, shes "5,1" and has a big ass, firm tits and a gourgeous face so it wont be all that bad; best of luck!
I was raped by Mid-evil Raper from 476 AD ast night...
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).