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A mature girl that has a obsession with hetalia, she claims she's trying to get over it but hasn't shown any sign of improvement. She is creative and often makes new worlds, species and original charecters but refuses to spoil thing about any of them. She also animates and does art. 10/10 person
"Did you see qweezi's new animation?"
"Yeah it was pretty epic!"
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A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.
Qweenie: Jump.
You: How high?
Qweenie by Qweeny October 24, 2007
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A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.
"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?

"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"
qweenis by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016

queezing/queezin 

Making fun of someone/ giving them a hard time; joking around. Kidding
Zach is just queezing/queezin.

Tony be queezing/queezin on your boy, because he is dating a community bicycle.

Qweeriod 

A Qweef that is performed while a woman is on her period causing an explosion of menstrual mess over any object or poor person who happened to be in the line of fire. A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with qweef. see Latina bathroom
The walls on the bathroom had dried blood splattered as if some nasty hoe had busted qweeriod on them!
Qweeriod by ~Kung Fu Chick~ January 19, 2011

Queezies 

Crossed fingers that instantly make you immune to being tagged in games like Off Ground Touch, Forty-Forty, Cops and Robbers, Stuck in the mud etc.
Basically a pussy way out of admitting you've been tagged, and are now "it".
People often argue with Queezies, and they're usually only considered legitimate if you've stopped to tie your laces or something else that renders you unable to continue running away from the person who is 'it'.

Some people have different names for this, but as far as I know it's always backed up by having crossed fingers as proof that you're not just shit at the game or really slow.
Person who is 'it:(running towards you, hand outstretched)
You(noticing them): Queezies! (showing your crossed fingers)
Person who is 'it':(grinding to a halt) Ugh. Fine. (runs off towards someone else)
Queezies by amaisieing June 14, 2009
Someone who does something stupid that results in laughter is a qweez
Joey fell off his chair

Nicole: "haha your such a qweez"
Qweez by Joenic Gabephson August 2, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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