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A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.
Qweenie: Jump.
You: How high?
Qweenie by Qweeny October 24, 2007
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A somewhat small penis which is characterised by it's extravagant 90 degree bend to the left, located at the halfway point, and tapered end. The qweenis has the ability to reach around corners, yet due to it's size it is often described as useless. However, it's probably still big, for an ant.
"Hey Bryn, could you use your qweenis to grab something in this little crack?

"Sure Will. I'm a big dildo -loving gay man"
qweenis by HairyMunkey May 16, 2016

queezing/queezin 

Making fun of someone/ giving them a hard time; joking around. Kidding
Zach is just queezing/queezin.

Tony be queezing/queezin on your boy, because he is dating a community bicycle.

Qweeriod 

A Qweef that is performed while a woman is on her period causing an explosion of menstrual mess over any object or poor person who happened to be in the line of fire. A foul aroma usually lingering in the women's public restrooms at swapmeets, gas stations, rest stops and inner city fastfood joints that always smells like a combination of fishy period blood, stank coochie and dookie mixed with qweef. see Latina bathroom
The walls on the bathroom had dried blood splattered as if some nasty hoe had busted qweeriod on them!
Qweeriod by ~Kung Fu Chick~ January 19, 2011

Queezies 

Crossed fingers that instantly make you immune to being tagged in games like Off Ground Touch, Forty-Forty, Cops and Robbers, Stuck in the mud etc.
Basically a pussy way out of admitting you've been tagged, and are now "it".
People often argue with Queezies, and they're usually only considered legitimate if you've stopped to tie your laces or something else that renders you unable to continue running away from the person who is 'it'.

Some people have different names for this, but as far as I know it's always backed up by having crossed fingers as proof that you're not just shit at the game or really slow.
Person who is 'it:(running towards you, hand outstretched)
You(noticing them): Queezies! (showing your crossed fingers)
Person who is 'it':(grinding to a halt) Ugh. Fine. (runs off towards someone else)
Queezies by amaisieing June 14, 2009
Someone who does something stupid that results in laughter is a qweez
Joey fell off his chair

Nicole: "haha your such a qweez"
Qweez by Joenic Gabephson August 2, 2009
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Person 2:......
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