While most people shy away from a woman's vaginal expulsions of gas, my friend Philip can think of nothing less enjoyable than munching away on queefs; he's a fucking queefmuncher
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.