a little bit of air that gets caught in a woman`s vagina sometimes it happens after you have intercourse it can also happen if you just have a god damn vagina and it is not something to be embarrasd about because even if your a girl and a virgin it can happen to you to it sometimes happens when you walk because of the space inbetween your legs
oh crap i just queefed. don`t worry its cute
by killer queef March 23, 2016
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Air expulged from vagina ; How to tell you are beating it up correctly.
If she didn't queef, you are lousy in the sack.
by Al' De'lewag December 24, 2006
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An expulsion of air from a pussy, that is most often accompanied by a wet 'psssh' sound. An intake of air, sort of a slurp, comes beforehand, and often results in laughter from those involved. Unless your man is a bitch, and a freaking Russian.
Queef: It's what's for dinner.
by Wahunsunacock June 28, 2011
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An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
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an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart.
by randy dixon February 27, 2003
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The whimsical sound made by a rim-blown soprano flute. A sweet, sweet symphony. An onomatopoeia.
"Everyone please give a warm welcome to Kathy as she performs he flute solo."

***queef queef queef queef queeeeef***

***Applause***
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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