Queats

When an unfortunate staff member misspells the word "quests".

The server sent over 70 queats memes, much to the annoyance of Phil

by PhilIsBad September 19, 2022

sea queasy

a mild physical ailment closely related to the discomfort of the more well known sea sickness. The afflicted may be plagued by nausea, headache, and dizziness without vomiting; usually due to stubbornness. Cases are commonly found in the surrounding Baltimore and Inner Harbor area.

Sickler: "I don't vomit on boats or get sea sick I just get sea queasy..."
Larson: "You don't even know yourself!"

by FiveStarFeaster December 18, 2012

Quests before Breasts

The preference of videogames, boardgames, or any sort of virginity-prolonging entertainment over females.
Used in a similar (although far sadder) fashion to "bros before hoes."

Guy 1 : Hey, do you wanna come to the wicked party a couple blocks away this evening? There are gonna be a lot of cute girls over there.

Guy 2: Nah, I wanna get my dwarven paladin Alvannor to level 80 tonight. Quests before breasts!

Guy 1: Uhh.....alright.

by garuda1 June 29, 2014

queasy chum bungled lard

Queasy chum bulguled lard is a squid in Tommyinits video "Minecraft lava ravine mod is the funniest"

Do you know where Queasy chum bungled lard is?

What?

by MtnDewLover29 February 5, 2021

Quatsch

The German word for nonsense.

Also: Short for "This is stupid/bullshit!"

Example 1:

Kid: Yesterday, Superman was flying over my house.

Dad: That's total Quatsch !

Example 2:

Girl A: I'm the hottest girl in the entire world.

Girl B: Stop talking such Quatsch ! Everybody knows, that I'm the hottest girl in the entire world !

Example 3:

A: Santa Claus is real!

B: Quatsch!

by Manuuu January 29, 2014

Queasing

From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."

Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.

I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?

by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009

quetsia

A beautiful young relaxed lady who strives to do her best everyday. She excels in everything. She is always on the top and everyone just isn't on her level. She is a good kisser and is good at letting her emotions. She is good at giving "feelings".

quetsia is a beautiful and smart person

by theunknown7 December 18, 2013