Qandle 

An intamate sexual act where your partner drips hot vanilla wax down the ass crack, then proceeds to light the ass hairs as if the were a candle wick. Once this act is fineshed you can rip the wax out sucssfully scalping your anus

Me and my wife started to spruce up our sex life. So we decided to knock out two brirds with one stone and did a session of Qandle. My ass has never had hair since

Qandle by Boooka March 5, 2024

Quandle Dingle

a goofy ass name.

“bro looks like his name is quandle dingle”

“what in the quandle dingle”

Quandle Dingle by V0M1TING April 24, 2022

Quandle Dingle

a fairy account

Mark - why are you watching another crusty toes fairy account
you - SHUT UP DONT DISRECPECT QUANDLE DINGLE

Quandle Dingle by 69simpyaeh May 16, 2022

quandle dingle

qunadle dingle reffers to a hyposthetical being who is the closest thing to god himself.

bitch ass mf 1: yo man can u please read out the 37th commandment

priest: yes, it says that all men are born equal... except quandle dingle who is above everyone

cam: i am a homosexual

quandle dingle by sussy stef May 18, 2022

quandle 

a quickie fondle

I saw her/him on the way to class and stopped for a quandle.

quandle by calischs January 18, 2009

quandle 

an object in mathematics defined as a set, Q, along with a binary operation, *, so that for all a, b, and c in Q, the following hold:
I. a*a = a
II. There is a unique x in q so that x*a = b
III. (a*b)*c = (a*c)*(b*c)

If Q is the integers and a*b = 2b-a, then (Q,*) is a quandle.

quandle by calischs January 14, 2009

Qandeel 

A smart and sassy woman. Someone who is a feminist Jedi. Spontaneous and unhibited since childhood. Someone who instantly lights up a place by their presence!

Name can also mean Chandelier, but is often more closely related to "shit magnet".

Despite being called "shit magnet", she can deal with a lot of shit.

One of the few english words where the alphabets "Q" and "U" are not bonded together. The pronunciation is "Cun-deal". Where "Cun" rhymes with "sun", and the "d" in "deal" is pronounced as a soft "d", like in the indian dish "daal".

Under no circumstance is the word to be shortened or elongated. It is not to be disgraced by adjustments in the following ways:
1. Quandeel.
2. Candy.
3. Kandoo
4. Candle
5. Laaltan.

Example 1:
Momi: "OMG all the train connections before my flight are late despite me leaving early!"

Zo: "Aww ma Gad....why you always gotta be such a shit magnet girl?"
Momi: "Nah bro... I'm gonna be Qandeel about this situation."

Example 2:
Dr. 1: "hi"
Dr. 2: "hello"
Dr. 1: "are you okay? you look kinda sick today? Are suffering from some disease?"
Dr. 2: "oh sorry... this is just my face without makeup....."
Dr. 1: "Oh".
Dr. 2 internal monologue: "I am a Qandeel... I am a Qandeel... i will tolerate the people around me."

Example 3:
Handsome Man 1: "hey dude... who's that hot chick who just walked in?"
Handsome Man 2: "Yaa Dude...she has everyone's attention"
Waj: "That hefa ain't nobody. A Qandeel is a Qandeel".

Example 4:
Newly married U.A.E. couple enters a chandelier store and meets the salesman.
Man: "hi, we're looking for some chandeliers."
Salesman: "yes. I have many Qandeels".
Woman: "I'm very sorry...but...we don't want.... candles"
Salesman: "small Qandeel or large... she lights up the room either way. Sah? Qandeel is Qandeel."
Man: "we need to move to another country."

Qandeel by JJWannabe. July 1, 2018