Soggy Q-Tip 

The sexual act of putting your penis into your partner's ear and then ejaculating into the ear canal as if placing a soggy q-tip into one's ear.

After a long night of pledge-ship, Patrick decided to relieve his stress by giving his sleeping roommate Matt a soggy q-tip.

Soggy Q-Tip by hanktimcleary April 8, 2009

The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

The Salty Q-Tip by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012

q tips 

"q tips" are define as watermelon seeds. In the late 1890s people from the soviet russia decided to call watermelon seeds "q tips"

Sarah: Hey! i swallowed a q tips!

Kenneth: Really?? Me too!

q tips by MolaYo. July 8, 2011

Coochie q-tips 

tampons

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?

Coochie q-tips by dawgcat November 10, 2010

q-tipsy 

It's when you get your friend drunk enough that he's willing to stick q-tips up your butt.

Last night I got Dan q-tipsy and he shared his favorite hobby with me! "Only joking" my ass!

q-tipsy by NaughtyPotty March 27, 2010

Used Q-Tips 

the world's smallest batons with little gold ends

Whoa, those Used Q-Tips are like the world's smallest batons with little gold ends.

Used Q-Tips by Tiger Blood/Twinners!Unicorns! May 16, 2011

Kleenex & Q-Tips 

Kleenex & Q-Tips are what you hand someone who needs to clean himself up after finally extracting his head from his ass.

Roger in procurement finally put in the order for that equipment we have been asking for to increase production for the last 8 months.

Did you get him some Kleenex & Q-Tips? He's had his head up his ass since he first started working here, and it looks like he's finally seen the light of day.

Kleenex & Q-Tips by Kahoki February 1, 2009