Pyrocynical is a YouTuber with a following of ~2,000,000 subscribers as of 11/5/2017. His main genre of content revolves around commentary style videos in which he discusses his views on current trends and drama, gaming let's plays such as the game Black Mesa, skits such as his adored Shrek has Swag series, and his insightful "mini documentaries," similar to his traditional commentary videos but more in depth with details, more exquisite video effects, and have a video length of around 50 minutes to 1 hour

His theme which he decorates his channel resembles the retro neon feel of the 1980s, and his mascot is a fox, wearing similarly styled clothes, with a TV acting as a mask. Though his avatar picture and banner change from time to time, often not incorporating the original theme, he is still recognized under it. His distinct video outro song, Whitewoods - Beachwalk (Artist - Name), is also a direct image of Pyrocynical, however it must be stated he only uses it, and had nothing with the making of the song. The attire of Pyrocynical usually consists of a hat of some sort, but it doesn't happen every video, and tinted glasses which reflect his desktop and his ring light.

Many people believe Pyrocynical is a "Leafy clone," a copy of Leafy. He is also identified with his sexuality as lesbian, although from his videos where he uses camera footage instead of gameplay, you can clearly see he is a male. His nationality is British, race is White, sexuality is uncertain.
Pyrocynical is cancer. Pyrocynical is not a Leafy clone.
by Astropiova November 5, 2017
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Pyro·cynical (noun) A YouTube sensation who makes reviews on cringy videos. His most famous review was his "SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS" review, which, much like Leafy's reptilian phase, broke out over the internet. Going in many comment sections, etc
Leafy: "Pyrocynical, your a faggot"
Pyrocynical: "fock off cyka bagoujue"
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Verb
To bully children. Taken from the youtuber pyrocynical as he is known to bully children.
Friend: lets go pyrocynical
Other friend: leave the children alone
by Whale of the sea October 25, 2018
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If you down loaded 100GB of porn onto a pen drive, shoved it up a minions arse, made it watch two donkeys having sex, filmed all of it and then put it on YouTube, pyrocynical would be the result. He also happens to be a YouTuber
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Niall Comas, better known as Pyrocynical is a 21 year old male YouTuber with 2.4 million subscribers and 613 million views. He originally got famous from montage parodys but later switched to commentary and gaming videos. His original commentary videos had gameplay in the background but he now currently uses facecam. Pyro has deep roots in the YouTube community and is friends with many of the famous faces of YouTube such as PewDiePie, Fitz, and Dolan Dark.
1: Did you see Shrek has swag?
2: Never heard of it. Who's it from?
1: Pyrocynical!
2: Nah, I'm good
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A young man who regrets his life choices and the creator of Mlg telitubbies and shrek has swag
Pyrocynical tried to hook up with a 13 year old fre- uhh girl from France.

-Keemstar
by Lengend47 August 31, 2017
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