Often referred to as "mom" by his cancerous fans is a very annoying leafyclone faggot that likes to react to cringe stuff and basically whatever gets him views on youtube. His thumbnails and titles are more clickbait than Buzzfeed's cancer but it sure does attract all the rabid and immature teens that fap to reddit all day. To summarize this shortly, Pyrocynical is a very sexy bastard with a soothing voice.

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faggot 1: have u seen that guy that tries so hard to be like leafy
faggot 2: you mean, pyrocynical? hell yeah man!
faggot 3: hey, that's pretty good
sane person: kys pls
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A YouTuber and Twitter sensation from England, Pyrocynical creates some of the worst content on the internet, such as "Shrek Has Sweg" and "MLG Grandpa"

In late 2015 he changed his channel around and adopted a new personality and look, Foxy The Pirate from Five Nights At Freddy's.

His channel is no longer about Montage Parodies, he now makes daily uploads about the latest 'cringe' videos on the internet with heavy use of clickbait and capitalized titles, inspired by LeafyIsHere, another commentator YouTuber, in early February of 2016, Pyrocynical announced he would once again change his look and personality, to a customized version of Foxy The Pirate wearing a CRT monitor on his head, because that's cool and edgy.

Pyrocynical's channel absolutely blew up for no apparent reason due to the catchphrase "Small Loan Of A Million Dollars" which was first said by Donald Trump.

Pyrocynical's excuses for using heavy clickbait and misleading titles are "it's ironic" and "it's part of the job" which is pretty pathetic.
"Hey man, have you seen Pyrocynical's latest video?"

"Who the fuck is Pyrocynical?"

"The guy on YouTube who uploads those shitty commentary videos"

"Oh nah, I don't watch him"
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"suck my nans crusty ankles you fat cunt " said Pyrocynical to his dogs batti crease
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mate leafy did it first
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