When you force a girl to marry you, then instead of wedding bells at the wedding you hear whips and chains. You then chain the bride naked to a cross and sexually whip the shit out of her, followed by a projectile cum-shot to her left eye.
by TheClubPenguinOG July 17, 2015
1930’s, rural US. There was an explosion of infrastructure projects but a lack of workers willing to work in unpredictable weather. Townships impressed convicts onto work gangs, transported and/or forced to do the labor while attached by heavy iron chains. Because of the possibility of sudden, downpours throughout the year, the chains had to be treated with a carnauba extract that sealed the metal against rust and ensured some measure of movement for those tethered together.
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
This additional weight coupled with the nature of the work made this option unsuitable for some criminals. These men were seen as lesser— cowards or failures, not given the opportunity to leave prison grounds, required to stay in the building and apply the waxy film to the chains. Additionally, those who, during the course of the frequent violent confrontations with others, were injured sufficiently and could not work were also required to stay with the “pussywillows” (a reference to the frail flora which grew in areas serviced by these groups). The idiom developed as a badge of honor, for those who beat others into being removed from the chained gang of workers and stuck with lesser men, rubbing the wax on chains for use in future work assignments. Getting someone placed on the chain-waxing detail was a show of strength for the victor and a mark of inferiority for the loser of any fight, thus ‘putting the pussy on the chain-wax’ became a popular refrain among those bragging of any equivalent conquest
I thought I was about to get the beat down, but I ended up putting the pussy on the chain wax.
Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.
Fool beat me at croquet? Never! I put that pussy on the CHAIN WAX.
by rosends November 26, 2020
A nonsense phrase that one attempts to parlay into a popular expression. From the "Key and Peele" show.
"Yo, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."
"Say what?"
"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."
"I think you just making stuff up, dog."
"Say what?"
"I said, I straight up put the pussy on the chain wax."
"I think you just making stuff up, dog."
by Kit Marlowe December 19, 2013
D'quavis: Vro, can you do a kick flip?
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!
Chadwick: Hell ya! You know I put the pussy on the chain-wax!
by P. Ennis July 30, 2019
To be ruthless, persistent and resourceful.
This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.
The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.
This term comes fro a sketch done by comedians Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.
The term refers to being so hardcore that you would run over a Himalayan snow leopard, killing it with the freshly waxed snow chains on your vehicle.
We can choose to play by the rules and coast through life, OR - We can put the pussy on the chain wax and become rock stars!
by Arizonapocalypse December 26, 2020
Kevin: Yo that shit was Papatastisch!
John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...
Kevin: Why do you care so much?
John: Don't put the pussy on the chain wax ...
Kevin: Why do you care so much?
by incubiYantraRod August 23, 2023
by Lep98 December 10, 2015