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pussy wipped 

1. ruled over by a woman and a helpless to whatever she says because she officially owns you and your soul for eternity.

2. Me
I am so pussy wipped that i have an official contract stating that I am a slave for eternity to my master and she owns my body, mind, and soul, and i live to serve and please her, becauseaccording to her, my only purpose in life is to be her helpless slave.

pussy wipped 

If the girl sayz come here or tells him to do suttin he doesnt have to do ht iz pussy wipped

Girl-"Yo Don go get that 4 me"
Don-"Iight"
Kid-"son u pussy wipped ya girl gott u on lock clink-clink
pussy wipped by Da Don May 29, 2005

pussy wipped 

A certain group of men who, for some reason just can't stop being stood on my woman. Usually fucking over their friends and braking the "guy code" when it is needed the most.
pussy-wipped: Oh shit man, I just went and told that girl that you told me she fucked your roommate last night so she might be having words with you.

male friend: WTF! did you go and do that for?!

pussy-wipped: well..I didn't know it was a secret...

male friend: You don't just fucking go around telling girls that kinda shit!

rel: Obv. you're just pussy wipped
pussy wipped by Hackmo December 7, 2006

pussy wipped bitch 

A man who is ruled by a woman, who pretends to love him, only so she can get him to do whatever she wants.

- See also (fool)
That Matt is one pussy wipped bitch.

Pocket Pussy Whipped 

A devastating and destabilizing mental condition. Primarily characterized by the afflicted parties inability to appropriately prioritize any critical function/event/relationship over his insatiable demand for frequent self-gratification with his irreplaceable "Pocket Pussy".
I haven't been able to get Walter to come out with us for months! He's been Pocket Pussy Whipped ever since Mildred dropped him and he bought himself that Fleshlight.
Pocket Pussy Whipped by 0deecee0 November 20, 2018

pussy whipped 

A man who does whatever his girlfriend/wife tells him.
My dad, he is so pussy whipped he cannot think for himself any more.
pussy whipped by NotThatFoolAgain January 11, 2015