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Pussy shart

When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.
Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.
by Chickenpotpie121 December 30, 2013
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Pussy shart

"Pussy Shart" is defined as a shart that comes out the pussy....no shit. A pussy shart usually occurs after a long hard night of "space docking". It is a well known fact that a "pussy fart" and a "shart" are among some of the most hilarious events ever to happen to anyone. Now imagine these two magical events combined.
Stig: Yo sookrims ever tried space-docking?

Sookrims: Ehh no...why?

Stig: Coz i did.

Sookrims: Haha any good

Stig: Yeh......

Sookrims: but.

Stig: She totally pussy sharted on my dick

Sookrims: Lol
by Sookrims May 11, 2009
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Pussy shart

A pussyshart is a disgusting, more violent version of a common "pussyfart" experienced only by the most sick members of society. A pussyshart is an expulsion of trapped air and shit from within a woman's poonani flaps. "How the fuck did the shit get in there?!" you may be asking yourself, please see - space docking.
"Yo, how much to let that hot girl over there pussy shart in your mouth?"

"Shiiit, you're fucked up man, that's just sick..." *runs away crying*
by CheeseyDickFart May 11, 2009
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Pussyshark

To go after the vagina area with a fervor not uncommon to a predatory animal, such as a shark. Remorseless and unrelenting, until the pussy has been obtained 'sharked'.

primarily common to boys who have girlfriends that are unwilling to give 'it' up. The need to pussyshark is a playful yet strategic tactic method used to get the girl in the mood i.e. sexually aroused.
Allan B. will stick his hands down your pants and pussyshark you until you're as wet as a rainstorm.
by J.P.E.G. R. Santiago. September 4, 2010
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