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wiffle pussy 

the act of cumming in a womans vagina immediately followed by filling it with cottons balls, eventually punching her in the stomach. Upon launch of cotton balls a wiffle pussy has been achieved.
Instead of playing beer pong tonight, we are going to achieve wiffle pussy off the roof.
wiffle pussy by Mr. wheels January 18, 2008

Pusswaffle 

A bitch that artfully dodges 1v1s against superior, breastier opponents. 99% of them are Polish. Some are even Polish chickens, that prefer to play TF2 instead.

Ironically, a pusswaffle may claim that he/vic cannot play due to not having played games prior, even though not playing games is something that accumulates, and is countered by actually playing games. Damn it Vic.

4. Pride and self-righteousness are the root of all conflict. Remember: None of you are more important than another, and the clan is what matters most.
Carnage: Hey MavericK let's have a showmatch.

MavericK: I don't have to deal with this.

Carnage: Pusswaffle
Pusswaffle by Notmike1 July 25, 2011

Pussywaffle 

a rather meaningless expression used to lighten the mood in a tense situation, due to its ability to garner laughter no matter what's going on.
musician: Damn, I just can't play this part right!

producer: pussywaffle.

musician: *laughs uncontrollably, then plays the part*
Pussywaffle by jimjam02 April 26, 2010

pussywaffle cupcakes 

The scariest man you will ever meet.
Pussywaffle cupcakes proceeded to rip of a man's skin and wear it while simultaneously eating his spleen and dancing.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026