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Pussy Pause 

The act of pausing a competitive video, board or other game in order to attempt to gain pussy, often to the disdain of other players.
*In the middle of intense Super Mario Strikers*
Real Man: Yo I'm about to strike a fucking goal on your side.
Horney Douchecunt: Wait gotta text from mah' bitch.
*Pussy Pause*
Real Man: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? I WAS ABOUT TO STRIKE A GOAL!
Horney Douchecunt: Shut the fuck up I'm trying to fuck this ho.
Pussy Pause by Play-Doh Plato September 29, 2010
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Pussy Pause 

The act of pausing a game like monopoly because you are pussying out of finishing a game when you know you will lose.
You: Just finish the game you're going to pussy pause again
Me: Shut up you ratchet hoe I"m done
Pussy Pause by Suny D January 6, 2014

Pussy Passenger

A feline companion (a Cat) traveling in a vehicle, typically assuming the role of a nonchalant passenger. May ride quietly or vocalize displeasure at random intervals. Offers no navigational assistance, contributes no resources, and often leaves behind fur as a parting gift. Treated by many as an emotional support co-pilot despite providing minimal practical value.
“Don’t mind the fur — that’s just the aftermath of my daily commute with a pussy passenger”

“No playlist is good enough for my picky pussy passenger”

“My pussy passenger acts like I work for her Uber service”

“No playlist is good enough for my picky pussy passenger”

Nothing says “I’m owned by a cat” like a fur-covered passenger seat and a sassy pussy passenger in the rearview.
Pussy Passenger by EMD F59PHI April 30, 2025

pussypassed

When all your hard work on your project doesn't matter because someone with a vagina also worked on it.
I wrote over 100,000 lines of code in order to get a photograph of a black hole, but someone with a vagina changed the font colors, got all the credit and pussypassed me.
pussypassed by SuicideNote July 22, 2019

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026