pussy patch

The rear seat on a crotch rocket, generally reserved for the current girlfriend.

You can ride on my pussy patch anytime honey.

by toggles October 17, 2005

pussy patch

A patch full of pussyyyy juicess on tha inside of the vigaina . these juices can be bright purple with yellow strips .

The example of a pussy patch is kinda like a blue waffle.

by Amber Graves November 6, 2011

Hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch

When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all

That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.

by poonpatch June 25, 2009

onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.

Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”

by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021

hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch

A Southern way of saying something is real fucking hot.

Goddamnit, it's hotter than a pussy in a pepper patch in this room!!

by WesNile December 14, 2007

Puss Patch

1. Being a pussy on a higher level requireing the addition of patch. Mainly related to lack of parting, drinking, smoking, etc.

"What? You don't want to come to the bar? Don't be such a puss patch."

"You don't want to hit this joint? Wow you are the biggest puss patch."

by Cullen johnson May 13, 2005

patchwork pussy

When you give yourself a Brazilian wax at home, but with poor execution, causing a patchwork of bald and hairy spots to cover the area.

I wanted to surprise my boyfriend with a Brazilian wax on our 6 month anniversary but I tried to do it at home and ended up with a patchwork pussy.

by Annazoe January 7, 2017