One who steals the vagina from another; usually a crooked dick bastard who can't obtain the pussy himself off top.
Jamon became quite jealous as Roach began to put it in the girl's ribs more and more. He decided to put that nigga out of business and pussy crook him.
by Challie May 6, 2007
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Dick don't fail me now
I knock the coochie lining out
If I hit it one time ya hooked
They call me the pussy crook
by oG WiL March 7, 2003
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Someone Who Steals Good Pussy From Another Person; Vigina Thief; Snatches Up Females From Lame Niggas
That Pussy Crook Stole My Girl Friend
by Young Green September 17, 2014
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A horizontally aligned vagina - someone or something extraordinarily incorrect or dysfunctional
That crooked pussy over there dropped his car keys down the storm drain.
by Come on meow May 15, 2015
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Someone who lies and sells you a dream and super secretive love bombing you doing the most to have sex then after sex the true colors start to show .
Her: hey how are you and rob doing? He seems so perfect for you!
She: oh Rob was a liar girl. He’s a pussy crook. I want my pussy back.
by Flybirl July 15, 2022
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