Purple Schlong

The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up

"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"

Purple Schlong by A Furry August 19, 2009

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Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

Purple schlong by Tiger master January 6, 2023

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Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

Purple Shlong by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017

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