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The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up
"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"
by A Furry August 19, 2009
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