That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.
Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.
That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.
Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.
That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.
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A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.
Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
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by Chode. August 26, 2006
Get the Purple Popcorn mug.A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.
Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!
My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.
My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.
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Get the Purple Penis Pimple Popper mug.The most feared of all office animals. Usually dresses in purple and has purple hair and purple hide. Its official name is Purplepotamus Dottiensis. Its roar can be heard for miles. It is notorious for being lazy. It has a terrible temper and it is dangerous to approach it. Also known as FAPLAW, or "Fat-Ass-Psychotic-Lazy-Ass-Windbag." Looks like a cross between Mimi from The Drew Carey Show and a rhinoceros.
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