Purple Pop 

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.

That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.

Purple Pop by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017

Purple Popsicle Syndrome 

Getting beaten so hard, circulation is cut off in ones schlong

Colin: Bad day bro.
Lucas: Why?
Colin: I got Purple Popsicle Syndrome from your mom

Purple Popsicle Syndrome by Derp McMuff March 28, 2015

Purple Popper 

A penis with a bunch of rubber bands tied around it while erect so tightly that it eventually bursts open from the erotic pressure. Usually prepared by first giving the victim 5x a normal dose of Viagra for maximum effect.

Well Greg won't be fucking your wife anymore. We gave him a purple popper and his cock blew right the fuck up. Also he had a heart attack, but 28 viagra will do that to a man.

Purple Popper by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

Purple Popcorn 

It's the uh... Bum hole.

"I fell backwards onto the bed post and now I'm scared that I might have damaged the purple popcorn."

Purple Popcorn by Chode. August 26, 2006

purple popsicle 

A purple popsicle is when you fuck barney in Antarctica so hard that he falls apart and you just have purple on yo dik.

Man I just purpled popsicled for the third time this month!

My first purple popsicle of my life is happenin on Wednesday... hopefully.

purple popsicle by Yolo McJagger February 23, 2014

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

Purple Penis Pimple Popper by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

purplepotamus 

The most feared of all office animals. Usually dresses in purple and has purple hair and purple hide. Its official name is Purplepotamus Dottiensis. Its roar can be heard for miles. It is notorious for being lazy. It has a terrible temper and it is dangerous to approach it. Also known as FAPLAW, or "Fat-Ass-Psychotic-Lazy-Ass-Windbag." Looks like a cross between Mimi from The Drew Carey Show and a rhinoceros.

The Purplepotamus spends most of its free time whining and shopping online.

purplepotamus by Krakky McKraken July 21, 2006