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Purple Gurple

looks like the girimace mascot from macdonalds but is aroused sexualy by spoons and oranges or spoons stuck in oranges. Also rapes small children
oh no the purple gurple wants to rape me!!!!!!!
Purple Gurple by elektro March 6, 2004

Purple Glurple 

When you twist the tip of another person’s penis. This phrase can also apply to twisting your own penis but typically this only occurs after dares and lost bets. Glurple comes from the scientific term for the head of the penis; the glans.
Bro 1: Yo! Mark twisted the tip of my wang at the pregame. I don’t know if I’m gonna be able to bang Becky later. It’s all purple and it’s bleeding a little bit.
Bro 2: Oh wow man! You got a Purple Glurple? That’s epic!

purplenurple85 

"Bro stop sucking me like, your legit like purplenurple85"

purplenurple

purplenurple by nester November 13, 2003

Purplehurplesifilaids

when you gots alls thes diseases
i gots that purplehurplesifilaids

Purpledurple 

The most purple strain of marijuana that gets you gassed like a durp.
Yo you trying to smoke that purpledurple
Purpledurple by Dr.zaza February 15, 2024