Puppy Fucking

The act of having sexual intercourse before entering high school.

Jermaine: When did you lose your virginity?

Colin: I was puppy fucking my girlfriend in 8th Grade.

by Jagesh Fastabop August 30, 2009

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 05, 2015

Puppy fuck

What cougars crave! A young guy that is picked up by older women.

Hey Betty look at that puppy fuck sitting at the bar, im going to take him home and teach him a lesson or two.

by Beckozz December 02, 2011

puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words

Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?

by tkettle June 29, 2010

anal licking puppy fuck

someone who is a piece of shit, a waist of life, a bad person!!!!!!!

All day long when I was at work, My boss acted like an anal licking puppy fuck.

by Lance B 0325 February 04, 2010

Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 06, 2013

fuck puppy

a sex toy (person) that is usually a slutty woman

That bitch is nothing but a fuck puppy

by joelish07070 March 14, 2006