Punching The Clown

The act of masturbation. Commonly known as jerking off...

Since she left i've been punching the clown like twice a day.

by Nick Conte October 4, 2005

Punching the Clown

To grab your pecker and vigorously stroke it back and forth, almost to the point of rugburn. Also known as Roughing up the Suspect.

I caught Joe punching the clown while looking at a picture of Martha Stewart. Sick bastard.

by Naughty February 8, 2005

Punching The Clown

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005

punching the clown

Yet another term describing male masturbation.

Little Johnny has been busy all night punching the clown.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

punching the clown

The act of repeatidly stroking the beast in a fashion to which others may think you are choking your own genitals.

Stop Billy!! It looks like you punched the clown into a coma!

by ChangWang April 30, 2003

Punching the clown

describes the act of whacking off: originates from the image of the head of the penis looking like a clowns nose.

-What were u doing in the bathroom for so long?

-punching the clown...

by schoolisgay July 12, 2009

punching the clown

Male masterbation, usually the term is used after the inner shoulder muscles are tired.

My shoulders are so tired after punching the clown.

by Max O June 19, 2006