Punch the clown upside down

When you masturbate upside down so when you finish you give yourself a facial.

by DR. DISTRUCTO June 24, 2011

punch clown

1. a worthless piece of crap who lives only to do and say stupid things, and a person who nobody likes

David Dreman is such a punch clown!

by neilr July 10, 2004

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.

Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.

by BigSchmuck November 12, 2020

A point in a married mans life, where his wife isn't good enough for him, so he resorts to masturbation.

Man 1: My wife was crazy last night.

Man 2: My wife isn't like that anymore, I have to resort to punching my clown every night.

by Call me Dragon August 16, 2011