(n) A variation of the childhood game where kids traveling through the country would encounter a Volkswagen Beetle and the first kid to see a punch bug (VW) yells "PUNCH BUG" and punches someone in the arm. Yet, this is when someone witnesses a man wearing a Man Bun in public, whether it be at a coffee house, bar, gender-neutral bathroom, or in the general public, the person punches the other person on the arm and yells "PUNCH BUN".
(Nick sees a guy with a man bun and punches Bill in the arm)
Bill: Agghh! What the fuck, Nick?
Nick: (pointing to the guy with the man bun) Punch Bun, motherfucker!
Bill: Ah, game on. Do you want to get an espresso?
(The guy with the man bun walks by Nick & Bill and sighs)
Bill: Agghh! What the fuck, Nick?
Nick: (pointing to the guy with the man bun) Punch Bun, motherfucker!
Bill: Ah, game on. Do you want to get an espresso?
(The guy with the man bun walks by Nick & Bill and sighs)
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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John: I picked up a punch bunny last night and beat the fuck into her.
John: I picked up a punch bunny last night and beat the fuck into her.
by James99999 January 7, 2010
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A punch bunny is a really hot girl who doesn't have a boyfriend: the reason why is because she is so stupid you can really only do one thing with her, punch it - and leave it. IE - a playboy bunny.
Friend: "Who was that girl you took home the other night, that blonde with the huge tits and great turd cutter?"
Answer:"I have no idea. Sex was great, but then she started talking. Another dumb punch bunny."
Answer:"I have no idea. Sex was great, but then she started talking. Another dumb punch bunny."
by Billy Glide June 4, 2009
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Could also be another name for someone's female lover.
Could also be another name for someone's female lover.
Guy #1: "Hey man, got a new punch bunny yet?
Guy #2: "Yeah, her name's Amanda and she fucks way
better than Caitlyn ever did."
Guy #2: "Yeah, her name's Amanda and she fucks way
better than Caitlyn ever did."
by Lukelee June 2, 2009
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A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
Get the Donkey Punch Bunch mug.A mixture of Everclear and cheap gas-station punch and fruit bunch flavored gatorade and red bull. It is a leathal drink that will make wanna sleep but the large amount of sugar and red bull makes it impossible to blink let alone sleep. This believed to be what the spartans drank while in combat. It is potent enough to wake the dead, but tasteful enough to drink without chaser. (do not comsume this product while driving an automobile or operating machinery, it's also best not to have a any plans the following day after consumption do to grouchiness, headache, mental fatigue, waking up next to midgits and or losing car keys)
1. Rod won't leave me alone about the bunch punch, i can't possibly drink anymore.
2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.
3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.
2. J.B. is passed the fuck out, he shoulda put down the beer and drank bunch punch with us. He's so not a postgamer.
3. I can't find my fucking car keys and why is this midgit following me around, damn bunch punch again.
by justin gibbons April 6, 2008
Get the bunch punch mug.The act of punching a douchebag in the anus. Popularly followed by a wedgie, refered to as an atomic bung punch. Similar to a credit cardslide.
by Fred November 21, 2003
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