Pumpkin Carving

The act of performing sexual intercourse with a female while she is menstruating.

"Hey, bro what did u get up to last night?"

"Not to much, laid down some newspaper and went pumpkin carving with the wife."

Pumpkin Carving by Daniel Matthew March 3, 2008

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Pumpkin Carving

Pumpkin carving;

The act of killing and then beheading a pumpkin, only to then scoop out its inner organs, violently cut a face into its stomach, and place a burning flame in its chest cavity

Let’s go Pumpkin Carving

Pumpkin Carving by ImContributing March 25, 2021

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pumpkin carving

Directing your flow of urine at that deteriorating scent disk at the bottom in the hope that your "mighty" stream will break off a chunk.

This can also apply to the left over piece of shit in the toilet the previous user left for you.

Man, some asshole didn't flush the toilet...so did a little pumpkin carving on that piece of shit!

pumpkin carving by Pablo MonteChristo November 4, 2007

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Pumpkin Carving

To rub a vibrator tip between a woman's labia. The term derived from an MSN conversation featuring a girl who exclaimed to the world, "I just carved my pumpkin!"

Girl 1: Hey, do you wanna come over later and carve my pumpkin?

Girl 2: Yeah baby! Only if you do mine though! I love Pumpkin Carving!

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♥(youknowwhoyouareLOL)♥ says:
*LMAO
*DUDE
*I just carved my pumpkin!

Pumpkin Carving by Restores Alertness October 30, 2009