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Pumpin gas 

Choaking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off.
Every time i look at joes mom
Pumpin gas by Justin January 10, 2004
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Pumping Gas 

The action of masturbation.

Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.
After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.

Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.

Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.
Pumping Gas by ives1337 August 10, 2010

pumping gas 

What University of South Carolina football players inevitably end up doing.
Ajiboye after being dismissed from the team wound up pumping gas. Something which Lane Kiffin prophetically predicted.
pumping gas by What? What? What? April 11, 2009

pumping gas 

when you commit anal then pee in your partners asshole
Diana let me finish pumping gas into you!
pumping gas by justicedrizz December 19, 2018

pumping gas 

The action in which you are fucking your bitch in the fucking anus, and then proceed to piss in her asshole.
Hey Ronnie, are you gonna go pumping gas with Ashley tonight?

pumping gas 

Where's Beavis?

He's in the bathroom pumping gas
pumping gas by c0x0r February 9, 2004

pumping gas 

the act of fucking your girl in the ass, cumming, and then proceeding by peeing in her bootyhole.
"Bro, you got with Selena Gomez last night?"
"Yeah man, I was totally pumping gas up in her ass last night."
pumping gas by chickenparmentierisian September 27, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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