When fingering a guy, you accidentally enter the cock hole, and simultaneously entering the asshole, you keep going. This will ruin your life through high school and you will never be able to have a relationship with anyone! EVER!
Oh no! I'm pulling an Alex!
by 69rawrxD69 January 6, 2017
When you go on a trail and you take a fat wet diarrhea shit, you then realize that you cannot wipe, luckily your in the forest so you use the leaves. However, you still don't feel very clean, you then remember you have a mask, so you wipe with the mask. After this whole time you need to piss, so you go back to your shit and piss in the shit.
by NotCurrentlyPullingAnAlex April 1, 2021
The art of pulling an Alex is when in a group of people a majority of the group leaves the other part of the group behind. This dates back to 1450 B.C.
by Jjfumes April 18, 2015
by Dusean Mandic January 28, 2008
A term used when someone fails at a task (i.e. grades, sports) in epic proportions.
Refers to a legendary idiot named Alex Kim,who is an omnipotent reference in many international schools across Asia.
Refers to a legendary idiot named Alex Kim,who is an omnipotent reference in many international schools across Asia.
A: "What did you get for your bio test?"
B: "An F, damn i pulled an Alex."
A: "Hey how was the soccer game?"
B: "I pulled an Alex (scored own goal)."
B: "An F, damn i pulled an Alex."
A: "Hey how was the soccer game?"
B: "I pulled an Alex (scored own goal)."
by DimJack October 24, 2008
Too lazy to close cross fire in a game to view a picture, tweet, website. Literally looks at the bright side of everything. To pull an Alex is like opening a whole new world of explorations.
by Str4ynigga October 16, 2012
dating a male or female who is more than 10 years older than you, although you are under the age of 18.
by everyoneever June 3, 2009