Pulling a Watson

To urinate anywhere except the toilet in a public (or sometimes personal) bathroom. Bonus for drenching the unused toilet paper with ones own urine in a stall and/or to piss on a neighbors shoes while they are urinating.

"Luke pulled a Watson again"

"I hate this bar, I'm gonna Watson it"

"I was pulling a Watson when Jeff walked in, laughed, then joined in"

Pulling a Watson by Dug Taco March 15, 2010

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Pulling a Watson

to pull a watson is when someone jocks someone else for pretty much everything they do.

Adley:Nice shoes, where you get those
Hypebeast: Over at soho
Adley: Damn son, i wanna get a pair, and where you get your haircut? i wanna get that too
Hypebeast: why are you pulling a watson

Pulling a Watson by Zhuang December 18, 2008

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Pulling a Watson

Pulling a Watson includes texting a friend (mainly opposite sex) and making plans to hang out. When that person starts to plan where to meet, and all the details of hanging out you "pull a Watson" and stop texting him/her; stop answering calls; and even go and hang out with someone else and have that said person lie to the friend you were to hang out with.

Dude, Zakk is totally pulling a Watson on me!

Yeah, Zakk Watson is the one who kept blowing me off, so I had to come up with a phrase for him.

Pulling a Watson by fireCrotch666 October 4, 2011

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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