Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.

"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."

by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014

pulling a smithy

To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.

Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye"

Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"

by Maximillian1984 April 13, 2009