Pulled a boner

Get sad and kill yourself.

*he will be missed*

Justin totally pulled a boner when he found out he sucked at his job.

by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010

I pulled a boner

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.

Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."

by mr. stuart April 21, 2006