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Pull a Craig 

Getting drunk off 19 beers and smoking 2 cartons of cigarettes while debating everyone that you are correct and they are all idiots at the same time plotting how to get the fat girl back to your filthy flat that has enough pubes on the toilet you can't flush in fear of it clogging.
Hung over at work today because cuz I Pull a Craig last night and now I need some anti itch cream.
Pull a Craig by MadTrad February 23, 2022
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Pull a Craig 

To leave completely unannounced and without anyone realizing.
Where did richard go? Did he pull a craig?

Pull a Craig 

Telling your team-members that you will be leaving to get some rest … and never actually coming back effectively leaving them on their own. Named after a computer programmer, who has pulled this trick numerous times.
About 12 hours into the Hackathon Robyn decided to pull a Craig leaving his other team members to the late realization that they are now without a back-end developer.
Pull a Craig by Bericender November 11, 2014

pull a craig 

when you fuck up something that is almost impossible to fuck up or when your a slave to your bitch
oh man he Steve better not pull a craig or else im gonna kick him right in the chops
pull a craig by cccccccccccccccc March 16, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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