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Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.
ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.
by SaamSaam December 7, 2011
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