Puckered Asshole

One who is an asshole beyond typical assholery. They are so bad their asshole is being sucked inward to their own asshole.

Ex 1:

Guy: Hey, is Andy cool?
Guy 2: Nah, man. Andy is one puckered asshole.

Ex 2:
Guy: God, my boss is such a puckered asshole. He's like a vortex of assholeage.

by So-Called Person November 22, 2013

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 7, 2015

make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.

1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!

by Weeger January 21, 2008

makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 24, 2017

puckering asshole

When ones asshole becomes pouty & wet from sweat as a result of arousal.

"I was preparing to penetrate from behind when I saw his puckering asshole tho, I couldn't help but stare & admire it's juicyness"

by Thotler💁 July 7, 2015